is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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