:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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