I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
it glows. i had to have it.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
