Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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