never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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