Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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