My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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