I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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