Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
