My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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