Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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