My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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