God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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