Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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