On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
These 25 Soulless Industries Have Been Scamming Us For Years
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something