I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge