I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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