So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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