So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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