So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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