Me too!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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