I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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