Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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