I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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