We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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