But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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