I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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