he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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