he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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