Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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