everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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