Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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