You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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