there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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