Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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