I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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