I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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