Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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a search helicopter?!
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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