What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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