I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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