my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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