What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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