Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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