are you still at the devil's house?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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