so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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