So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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