You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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