can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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