We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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