so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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