Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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