Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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