fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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