So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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