Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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