He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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