My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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