I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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