let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He shit in the fireplace
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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