They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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