I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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