i permit you to call me
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
it's like iHOP with fire
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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