I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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